Triffles and Truffles

Avengers one-liners (part 1)

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selonian:

korralicious:

fouryearshikari:

wastetheday:

“ICEBERG , ICEBERG!”

oh
my
god

i thought the lettuce was a cabbage and the cucumber-titanic was a fire nation ship
send help

korralicious:

fouryearshikari:

wastetheday:

“ICEBERG , ICEBERG!”

oh

my

god

i thought the lettuce was a cabbage and the cucumber-titanic was a fire nation ship

send help

soundfanatic:

thesmilefri:

well shit.

it’s simple crafting. idk what’s so confusing.

did-you-kno:

Source

collegehumor:

Crazy Hair: Multi-Colored Dual Braid Buns
Explaining what she wanted to the hair stylist must have taken an hour.

god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick

theysayoftheacropolis:

givemesomefuckingwaffles:

These are actually funny.

Douchebag DNA.